So called friends
Riing ring ring ring!
Me: Hello!
Voice on the other side: Hello there, this is NN your (so called) friend. How are you?
Me: Mhmhmhm I am …
So called friend: …Oh yes dear I am glad to hear you are fine I just spoke to NN saying that I must ring you blah blah blah blah blah
(I am waiting for real reason to appear after usual blah blah blah saying few a-ha’s and sure from time to time)
And dear I am thinking every day of you but you know … and now I rang you because…
Me: Because you are a fucking selfish bitch who rings only when in need for a favour!
So called friend: Mhmhm … sorry?!
Me: Sorry the number you are trying to call doesn’t exist anymore. Thank you for calling.
